restless


I'm Shane.
I'm pretty freakin' awesome.

[I am NOT Harry Styles. This is a role play account]


Hi, guys. 

abi—wright:

Curly… So we meet again

Well, hello there, Abi.


Hi, guys. 


What to do on a Saturday night. 

jordan-ortiz:

I’m kidding around, yeesh.

Haha, I know. I don’t always take you seriously like I should.


What to do on a Saturday night. 

jordan-ortiz:

You don’t show it well.


What to do on a Saturday night. 

jordan-ortiz:

Well excuse me for trying to help you out, Shane.

I didn’t say that I didn’t appreciate it.


What to do on a Saturday night. 

jordan-ortiz:

Die. The elderly are doing it all the time.

Saturday doesn’t really scream “death” to me, Jordan.


What to do on a Saturday night. 



Why is it that I always feel like 2 in the afternoon is 9 in the morning? 

jordan-ortiz:

Maybe you’re missing part of your brain.

So insightful, Jordan.